Saturday, January 19, 2013

Thing I Noticed Today Including Now (TINTIN) - Unfortunate European Advertisments


It's been almost give or take 5 months since I first arrived in Belgium. I've had good times and bad, ups and downs, fond memories as well as things I wish I could easily forget - one of those in particular would be.... unfortunate European advertisements.

Now, I'm going to state first and foremost I am by NO means an expert in this field nor I am claiming ads in my country are better (Remember 'HeadOn?'), but more times than not as I find myself wandering grocery store aisles to Train stations in Belgium, I keep coming across advertisements that leave me wondering, "How the hell did this even make it to production?"

These photos speak for themselves, more that I think the advertisers actually intended to.
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Fig. A
At first glance, nothing really out of the ordinary. I mean, it's just a harmless squeeze packet of applesauce for kids. I mean, it's for kids! But upon closer inspection...
Dear god..
Nothing says "Kid-friendly" than two soulless apples staring into the depths of your mortal soul, mocking your pitiful existence. Oh and guess what? These little abominations have friends.
'Come play with us, Danny'
Holy smokes, I don't know why these things ever existed and wish I'd never had made eye contact with them in the first place. Seriously, these things give me the willies, man.
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Fig. B
Now this one I found in the Subway station - it was supposed to be an advertisement for a university, I think. See the joy and excitement in everyone's eyes as they all give thumbs up to you as if to say, "Yeah! This is totally awesome man!" But it seems when everyone else is having a good time, there's always a party pooper
The eyes have it

Ah, nothing beats the look of, 'Hurry up and let's get this sh*t over with."
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Fig. C
Found this gem in a newspaper. It was an article about parents teaching their kids about Internet safety. Is it just me, or is her son taking to it a little too..eagerly.
'Oh yes Mother, I quite like this Internet'

'I like it a lot'
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Fig. D

Now believe me, I have more pictures but I'll be posting the rest of them over time. But before I finish, I'll leave you with one more prime example.
      - This one was for candy that I found in a convenience store yesterday:




Need I say more?

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~Honorable Mention~









Why?





Thursday, September 27, 2012

09/27/12 -"She Wolf" by Sia feat. David Guetta

On nonstop replay today...

09/27/12 - Honesty

Okay, I know I've been neglecting this blog. But honestly, I knew I should've been doing this since Day 1 but that's all and good when you're not constantly bombarded with new things and just trying to keep your head above water as you learn EVERYTHING new.

So yes, I'm still going to post on this blog, but for me to explain everything that's already happened, it'd be one hell of a monumental task. The good news is, I've at least been journaling on a daily basis so if you don't read it here, I'm hoping to get that thing published so - fingers crossed!

What I CAN do in the meantime is by setting some foundations for myself, such as:
      - Blogging everyday might be a little ambitious
      - Instead, I'm gonna give weekly updates on Sunday to condense the week in a nutshell
      - And if I'm feeling particularly frisky one day, I'll post some more
      - But for now, if I do find some free-time (very difficult - hell, this is my first actually day of  me having nothing planned to do at all!), I'll try to blog about first three weeks here.

Well, what I can tell you about today is that from the time I got up (9 am) I've been on my laptop doing all the research I've been aching to do. Just a day for me to sit in my pjs, wear my new tiger hat, and just get lost in Internet.

I've lost my appetite recently too so I'm not sure what's been the cause of that. Stress? Carb-overload? Don't know, but I've been eating like a bird all day and that's been known to worry my host mom. Speaking of her, I felt bad this morning when she commented about me wearing pjs all day and that I should change into something more, "nicer".

I mean, I am a guest in her house, though I will admit I was temporarily annoyed at this inconvenience - mumbling to myself how this would be fine in back in the US, but then I remembered, I'm NOT in the US - I'm in Belgium.

Yeah, that whole 'exchange student' thing you still have 10 more months of? Oh yeah. Regardless of how sore my butt's gonna be or how lovely the sun is shining outside my bedroom window, I need a mental health day more than anything.

Jogging for 40 minutes yesterday, lack of an appetite, and intensive french classes coupled with having to sit through a French film last night with Dutch subtitles ("Camille Redouble" - it wasn't bad, I just wished I understood what was happening), my brain was burned out.

So now I sit here wrapped in scarves spoiling myself with English music, YouTube videos, and vegan baking recipes all the while trying to organize the chaos I call my room.

Gosh this went on longer than expected. Anyways, I plan to at least post a video entailing a 'fashion haul' I got from this uber inexpensive but nightmarish store in Liege called 'Primark'...sooner or later.

Allez, I have relaxing to do to prepare for a hour long family swim-along at the local sports center later tonight T_T  At least there's no school today thanks to the celebration of the French speaking Community here in Belgium. Go Francophones! But now, back to English. Sweet, sweet, wonderful Anglais.

Yours Truly

Saturday, September 15, 2012

09/01/12 - First Wedding/Family Gathering/Camping Trip

Getting adjusted to a 7 hour time difference hasn't been too much of an issue. On the other hand, I have been sleeping in last the last couple of days due to the sheer exhaustion of running around constantly from setting up residence in town hall to signing up for school.

And to top that off, my first weekend spent in Belgium had me dancing until 2 in the morning, experiencing my almost first concussion, and getting up close and personal with mother nature.

Since I really can't understand the language just yet, most of the things my host mother tells me unfortunately goes right over my head. So not surprisingly, when I was told that morning we were going camping, my mind instantly reeled at the idea of spending a whole day doing nothing but hiking alone in the woods, getting lost, and dying alone in the Belgian wilderness.

Though as I pack up my backpack and entertain the idea of writing a will, I notice my family is all in dresses and fancy clothes. To my good fortune, my host parents speak a little English they explained to me not only were we camping later, we were first going to attend the wedding of one of my host brother's childhood soccer teammate.

First of all, nobody told me this thing was taking place at a  CASTLE!?! I don't care what people say, this was a C-a-s-t-l-e. I was half-expecting the groom to come out in a suit of armor on horseback.

The wedding was a lovely little ceremony that ended with some Champagne and fancy snacks.  I was offered a little of the Champagne and thinking I was hot stuff for drinking alcohol and this fancy gathering, after a few sips, I realized I didn't like Champagne all that much.

As my appetite was growing, I was wondering when we were going to sit down to eat to discover the family was now making their way back to the car. Disappointed, I realized now we were going to eat at the campsite even though I didn't remember the family packing any food. That' it. I get it now. I'm dinner. They're gonna eat me. Where going "camping" in the wilderness so I can never find my way out.

Much to my overdramatization, we stopped by a little french fry shop and got some snacks to hold us over. First of all, these next two photos I'm going to show you are either: A). Just a coincidence or B). A parody of what Europeans think are America's eating habits.

This was called a 'Royale' burger. Now when you look it at, it doesn't look that odd. Just a regular old hamburger bun for a regular old hamburger. Mind you, this was a close up shot. I took another photo to show you how it really looks.

BAM! SERIOUSLY! LOOK AT IT COMPARED TO EVERYTHING ELSE! 

Honestly, it was ridiculous how huge this thing was and probably assume it has no direct link to America but it still looks like a bad joke.

Anyway, now with a belly full of french fries and regret, I keep telling myself I'll burn it off when we do all of that hiking later but yet again, is surprised when we pull up to not a deserted, wooded clearing but a grand outdoor center bordered by a mountain wall with over 100 people present.

Yet again lost in translation, turns out this was now a giant birthday party for a family member. So knowing we were going to be somewhat closer to human civilization brought me some much needed relief.
That afternoon, we had set up out tent among the dozens of others populating this hill that breathtakingly looked over this giant valley.

Me. Camping.


They also had a giant inflatable obstacle course for the kids but obviously, you have one of those thing at a party and every teenager turns it into a giant race course. We did several relay races (I even won one!) but only thanks to employing dirty tactics (ex. Knocking then down the slide again). At one point, I was so lost in the fun and being carefree with everyone else, on top of the slide, other kids were jumping off and grabbing onto the arch that would bend to let them off gently. Normally, this would seem crazy but I was so wrapped up in the fun, I just decided to 'YOLO' it and jump. 

Problem was, I wasn't even close to the arch and landed square on my back. Mind you, this was still a giant inflatable course (but as a Hypochondriac) I shakily pulled myself together and I immediately diagnosed myself as having a concussion. I ended up walking around the party for a little while in a daze convinced I was going to die and that nobody could help me because they all spoke French as we were in the middle of the wilderness. 

Before I began working out a will, we were served dinner which miraculously cured my ailment. 

The rest of the evening was spent mingling with family members who were lovely but I could barely understand, eating till my pants popped, and dancing wildly with welcoming strangers into the wee hours of the morning. Dancing was the only time in the past couple of days I felt in my comfort zone. I love dancing, heck, I own over five Richard Simmons 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' VHS back at home. Not only that, but a lot of the music they listen to in Belgium, I discovered, are American hits. So I felt some perverted sense of superiority being the one who understood when most didn't since it's going to be quite the opposite for a while.

The only near disaster I had at the party was when everyone decided to start a game of volleyball, I left my camera on a table to play and forgot to pick it up before we started dancing. Hours later when I went back for it, the air was so damp, the camera was covered in moisture.

I panicked and tired taking more photos, but only got this blurry mess.
I was fortunately able to fix it by putting the camera inside my shirt while I danced to warm it back up again.
 So while I tried to got to bed at 2 am, the party still kept going. I was still tired from the plane trip not even three days ago and just wanted to sleep. But no, all I could do was cover my head, wish for my old bed again in the USA while OutKast's "Hey ya!" blasted through the hill sides.


                        Terror.

I finally arise the next morning the loud proclaiming of my name to finally join the living. With a mouth full of unwashed teeth and barely four hours sleep, I trudge over to the eternally perky family as they munch on buttered breads with various fruits and cheeses.

I help myself to some much needed nutrients but just as I'm about to bite into a roll, everyone in on front of me is giggling. What? Was I committing a cultural faux pas?


My host father then tell me to look to my left because the grandmother wanted to show me something. And thus, I came face to face with one of our guests last night.
Piggy.
I immediately recoil in horror as everyone finds my terror amusing. It's not that I've never since a pig's head before, It's just that I've never had one shoved in my face 15 minutes after waking up. 
Goats that were lead down from the mountain.
We then all finished  packing up tents and said our goodbyes,  I took a couple more pictures to make sure I won't soon forget how all in one day I went to a wedding, attempted camping, almost suffered a concussion, and came face to face with my dinner.






 Belgian Flag.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

08/30/12 - Rotary Meet-up


So yes, not only have I only been in this country for less than 24 hours, I now need to head on over to Brussels in the afternoon to meet with some 200 other kids like myself from all over the globe.

Still without a cell-phone or even EUROS, I head off not knowing what entirely I have in store for me. When I was dropped off, I vaguely understood from what my Host mother said to me (*note that I was a little overambitious in asking my host family from day one to speak to me only in French when in reality I've only studied it for less than a year*=), I understood she was to meet me back at the same location in front of the Palais-Royal at 6 pm.


Each country had a flag that we needed to wait under and to my surprise, there were over 30 kids alone from the US! (Here me thinking I was going to be the only one T_T) There were students from as far way as Taiwan and Japan to several South American countries, Europe, and Oceania*. (*Pst - That includes New Zealand and Australia).

We then were corralled over by the other Rotary leaders to go on a tour of the Palais-Royal itself and made sure each of us was stocked with a waffle and water bottle.


Delicious.
Honestly, the Palais-Royal was phenomenal! I took so many pictures of the beautiful interior from the classical paintings to an enormous chandelier encrusted with shiny, emerald green beetles.
 
 We then afterwards we herded over to this two-story restaurant where after almost TWO HOURS of waiting, we finally get served....meatballs and french fries. T_T  


Our last stop of the day was to visit Parlement - an experience equivalent of visiting the US Senate in Washington D.C. We all got the seat at the actual seats of politicians and hear a speech given by one of the head figures of the House of Representatives. 

Finally, the day ended and we were free to go. I had forgotten my watch at home so I only assumed it was 6 pm. After trading some pins with some fellow Rotary students* I made my way across the park to the Palais-Royal. (*It's apparently a tradition in Rotary to collect pins from other clubs and decorate your jackets with them along with other memorabilia).

So as I'm walking, a sinking feeling hits me that this may be a bad idea. First of all, I don't have a phone so I can't call for help. Second, I don't have any money to buy a train ticket (better yet, even KNOW how to get home). And lastly, I was still unclear about how I was going to get picked up. I kept thinking for some reason she said some man was going to pick me up that was her brother (??) So in a split decision, I speed walk as fast as I can - trying not to draw too much attention to a frantic looking 18 year old in a bright orange dress and jacket covered in pins - back over to Parliament praying some one would still be there.

To my luck, some older gentlemen Rotarians were left but I was pretty sure none of them spoke English. So I quickly bolted over to one last Rotary girl, who was from either North Carolina or Georgia, and asked her if she knew anyone of the Rotary adults spoke English. When she also didn't know, my anxiety built. I was running out of options. So when I saw the girl leave to get in the car with her host mother, I panicked and ran after her, begging her host mother if she spoke English.

Not only was the mom fluent and more than willing to help me out, she was a good friend of my host mother too.

We all drove over to the Palais-Royal again and waited in the car for about 15 minutes while the mom called my host mom. I kept apologizing to the other girl about this and even though she seemed mildy annoyed that I was keeping her, she ultimately seemed friendly. I soon realized that the whole issue was that the tour ended early and it wasn't even 6 pm yet. So when the time came around, I spotted my host mom walking to the park from a distance and felt instant relief.

Trying to express my thanks to the family, the Rotary girl also had a host sister who looked about 16. I still had my $20 on me as back up so I tried to translate, "Do you want to see this?" The whole car erupted with laughter as the host sister awkwardly took it. I then realized after a couple minutes she wasn't giving the $20 back, I realized I actually said, "Do you want this?" I ultimately realized it wasn't worth it to try and get it back and it was the least I could offer them for waiting with me.

Before I left, the other host mom invited my host mother if she wanted a ride back to the train station. She obliged and would you know it, it began to rain on our way there. What luck!

So things worked out all right in the end. The next day the first thing we did was get my cell phone at Mobistar (highly recommended for exchange students on the move), went to the bank, and finally achieved Internet access. I haven't fully worked out a schedule yet but hey, it's only been three days.

The lesson I learned that day was: The Boy Scouts know what they're talking about, "Always be prepared" and when you're not, Don't be afraid to ask for help. Ever.








08/29/12 - First day in Belgium

So this was a picture of the last breakfast I had with my family at the airport. We arrived two hours early so while I ordered a bowl of Muesli (British equivalent of granola), the rest of my family chose the breakfast buffet so I bribed them to sneak me bacon strips. When the time came for me to board, I realized they couldn't come with me through security so we all hugged. My sister and I were joking about how one day 'Sempai will notice me' and my mom got all teary-eyed. I finally waved them goodbye until they were out of sight.
So when I finally managed to get on the plane, I realized I got the middle seat between a very quiet Indian intellectual and a belligerent but amiable older gentlemen. Belligerent in the fact that he started to create a commotion when he though the Indian fellow took his window seat but the flight attendant quickly pointed out he actually was seated towards the aisle.

I knew this flight was going to be at least 2 hours from Hartford, CT to Atlanta, GA so I decided to journal to help pass the time (because there was no way in heck I was gonna pay $9.95 for Internet).

As I looked back in my frantic scribbles, I realized that the only thing I kept track of during those 2 hours was how often I kept farting measured against the shame I felt.

So after we finally land in Atlanta airport - this is where I have to now wait for FOUR HOURS. After locating the right terminal, thus begins a quest to kill time. I found out that not only is this airport so big it has a subway built into it, it has a chapel, several food courts, and even a museum!  I decided that before my time actually comes to wish the good ol' USA good bye for 11 months, that I have one last good American meal. So what did I choose? McDonald's? KFC? Pizza Hut? How about a little Oscar Meyer hot dog stand that served these bad boys piping hot, delicious, and smothered in fixins'. I was so hungry I ordered two. 10/10. would eat again.


                                            Sweet merciful Mary that was good


So the time finally comes to board the plane that would become my home for the next 8 HOURS. Shockingly, they didn't have Internet but at least I had my choice of some pretty good movies and TV shows for free. So for the first 4 HOURS, I watched Kevin Hart, Margaret Cho, Daniel Tosh, a couple of TED talks, and someone else watching Black Swan. I knew I should've at least tried to get some sleep but honestly, it was INCREDIBLE difficult to get comfortable and I don't like sleeping in public places. So to explain the next series of photos, I was getting anxious with waiting so to keep my sanity, I kept taking a picture of the time tracker every 15 minutes until landing.

 




So after 8 LONG LONG LONG LONG LONGLONGOLOGNOGNLOGNGLGONGOGOGNGGG
hours and hour pretty, nerve-wracking turbulence, day finally breaks and through the clouds, I see my first sunrise in Belgium.

So after I get through Customs without a problem and now officially in my first foreign country! Excitement soon is dissolved by terror as I realize I have no idea where to meet my host family. The week before I told my host mom my flight number but honestly, I didn't know what to do after that. Do I wait by the terminal exit? Or by luggage pick-up? Speaking of which, where is that? 

The worst thing was the fact I didn't have a cell phone to call in that country and even worse, I didn't have her number. So after unofficial teaming up with a nice, older Korean couple who on my flight who were just as lost as me find our way to where luggage was, and just to my luck, one of the wheel had snapped off. 

So as I dragged my broken suitcase around, lost, confused, and clueless, I finally found an exit and prayed to God that somebody would be there waiting for me. When I exited,  I saw people with signs but realized they weren't for me, panic started to step in but before that could stop me, I hear a faint call of my name and turned to find my host mother and sister carrying a small piece of notebook paper with my name on it. 

At this point, anybody willing to take me home somewhere was much welcomed. She greeted me with a traditional kiss of the cheek and escorted me to their minivan. Not soon after a few questions did I realize how little I actually knew French so while we were driving to the house, to their amusement, I whipped out my French-English dictionary and tried to put together crude sentences.

I took my first picture in Belgium as we were on the highway going towards Brussels.
As soon as we got home, I kept trying to translate to my host family that my luggage had a missing wheel, but because I was distracted, I stepped on the dog's tail. Great first impression. 

My host mom helps me lug my suitcase up TWO flights of stairs to my new room for the next 4 months. I remembered my mom saying beforehand that I needed to stay awake as long as possible on the first day to catch up with the 7 hour time difference but within 30 minutes of my arrival, I dozed off for a good hour or two. 

Later, I asked my host mom if the house had wifi so I could contact my family via email because I didn't have a phone yet, but she said they have instead a plug-in cord that they were going to pick up tomorrow.

So, after an 8 hours flight, a 7 hour time difference, and 4 hour layover in Atlanta, night finally comes in my new host country and I'm welcomed with one of the most welcoming family meals I've been graced to be a part of. Not only was the whole five member family there, but the grandmother and two friends of the eldest. We had meatballs and fresh-made french fries courtesy of the father all outside on a gorgeous back porch in the cool, late August air. 

I tired to thank them in mumbled, sleep deprived French for their kindness and knew this was going to be hopefully the start of something wonderful and new. (As long as I can keep my eyes open.)

08/28/12 - Night before...Packing

              
Knowing I'm at least a couple days behind schedual with running this blog, so I'll do a quick summary of the last few days since I got to Brussels.


Packing = Never enough time. To save money, I only took one suitcase and a single backpack as a carry-on. (I had to take Delta, and they make you pay $100 for a second bag that needs to weigh under 50 lbs. But for carry-ons, you can bring two but they need to fit under your seat). So, here comes the monumental task of packing up EVERYTHING you think you could possibly need for 11 months somewhere that's over 5,000 miles away.

 *Tips for packing*:
       1). Do your research!
Weather will shape your wardrobe. Yes, we all love our witty, cute t-shirts and gummy bear boxers but when it can be 20 F in winter, you have to reconsider.
      2). Get clever.
When you have to pack one suitcase, you make the space work. One thing I did was instead of packing both snow boots and rain boots, I took the rain boots and when it snows, I'll wear thick, thermal socks.

                                                       And 3). Don't pack the night before.